I will try and blog today about something other than sports, b/c it is such a constantly changing topic, it is hard to blog on regularly and not be out of the loop 2 days later. So I suppose I will blog about something other than sports, such as what is going on in my life.
First off, let me start off with the most recent thing on my mind which is the awful debacle that was the MTV Video Music Awards that aired last night. The first problem I noticed was that show did not have an actual host. To kick off the show post-child Britney Spears performed and showed what happens to you physically and mentally when you marry a backup dancer, have 2 children, party with Paris Hilton, get strung out on cocaine, shave your head and try to go back to your pre-incident self. It doesn't work.
Britney's poor choice of outfit accented her round mid-section, large thighs and poor overall appearance. Aside from her appearance, her performance was very poor. She lip synched her entire performance, part of which she did not lip synch the right words. Her dance moves were very slow and deliberate as if she were in some type of trance. This was exaggerated by the fact she was surrounded by professional dancers moving at a high rate of speed.
Whoever choreographed, dressed and booked Britney to perform on this show, should be fired. I think this was an attempt to revive Britney's career which failed miserably, similar to her un-announced House of Blues performances under the stage name "M&M".
After the Britney "Poor-formance", Sarah Silverman took the stage, who I had thought was hosting. I then discovered this was the only time we would see Silverman and on this occasion that was a good thing. Silverman is usually one of my favorite, brutally honest comics.
In this case however, her lackluster monologue poked fun at Britney, whom had just got off stage, as well as her Children. She then proceeded to roast Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse with less than hilarious comments. For much of her monologue the crowd remained silent, which is pretty damn hard to do in a room that large. Sarah then introduced the first presenters and left the stage never to be seen again.
Basically the show was in the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. Apparently, someone thought it would be a good idea to have the show in several different rooms, instead of in one place. On top of that, we are not going to appear to have any order or schedule to the show. We are simply going to show random performances, in random rooms at random times. It was like they had a die that they were rolling to decide who they were going to show performing.
There were very few total and impressive performances with the exception of Chris Brown's table dancing montage coupled with his own song as well as a collaboration with Rihanna singing an excerpt from "umbrella" and a tribute to Michael Jackson performing dance moves to "Billie Jean". Linkin Park's performance of "Bleed It Out" was also a bright spot, however it was held in a completely disconnected location at another club in Las Vegas.
Overall, the show itself was awful. Outside of the two performances mentioned, and Kid Rock and Tommy Lee throwing down for Pamela Anderson's (cough) honor, I am certainly happy that I didn't invest 2 hours of the evening in the show, instead forwarding through it on DVR in about 40 minutes or so.Shame on you MTV!You managed to ruin one of the last few things that had yet to completely suck.Good Job Stupid!